About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon, as lawyers from Ketterman Rowland & Westlund adjourned for lunch, they noticed something peculiar on the bulletin board outside their office. Written in bold marker were words no one had ever seen before: 'Today's special: justice served with a smile.' Curious, they approached and read further: ‘Next up: divorce case—get your love life back on track!’ One lawyer joked that maybe they should order takeout instead of going out. Another quipped, ‘Who delivers?’ A delivery driver overheard them and replied, ‘Justice usually takes a while—mine arrives within an hour.’ Everyone laughed, realizing how absurd it was, but also how true.
2. In the late afternoon, as lawyers from Ketterman Rowland & Westlund adjourned for lunch, one regular exclaimed, 'I swear, every day that sandwich place gets slower!' Finally, an irritated partner yelled out, ‘Enough already!’ and marched over to the counter. The delivery driver sheepishly apologized, explaining they were running low on ingredients. As the clock struck twelve, everyone simultaneously groaned—except for a regular who quipped, “At least now we know why our cases always take so long!”
3. In the late afternoon, as lawyers from Ketterman Rowland & Westlund adjourned for lunch, one of them noticed an unusual item in the cafeteria’s vending machine—a jar labeled ‘Lucky Charms’ but filled with marshmallow peeps instead. Curious, another lawyer decided to buy a few and brought them back to the office. Over lunch, they discovered that each peep had been meticulously carved with tiny legal documents—promises to pay bills on time, signatures made out of chocolate sprinkles. By the end of the week, everyone in the firm was trading their own personalized marshmallow contracts, turning the mundane into a sweet tradition.
4. In the late afternoon, as lawyers from Ketterman Rowland & Westlund adjourned for lunch, one regular asked curiously: ‘Did you hear that the firm’s coffee machine talks back?’ Another lawyer, passing by, laughed and shook his head. ‘Only in our office,’ he muttered. A delivery driver overheard them and smiled knowingly. Later that week, when a new neighbor moved in across the street, they heard the same voice again—this time ordering an espresso—and realized it was just the old coffee machine, trying to keep up with the times.