About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Gerstner Law, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn’t quite like anything he’d heard before—more like a low-pitched whine mixed with a distant laughter. Curious, he cracked open the door and peered inside. The humming grew louder, almost hypnotic. Suddenly, a voice called out: ‘Delivery here!’ Startled, he jumped back, only to realize it was his own reflection in the window. Turns out, Gerstner Law had a pretty good security system—a mirror on the wall that looked exactly like their logo.
2. Late one night, as an intern frantically prepared for tomorrow’s trial, she heard a strange noise coming from the old filing cabinet in the corner. Curious, she opened it and found an ancient envelope marked ‘Top Secret’. Inside was a crumpled note scribbled in pencil: “If you’re reading this, you’re probably lost. Turn left at the statue, right at the fountain.” She laughed out loud—clearly, someone had hidden a prank around the office. The next morning, during her break, she stumbled upon a small coffee shop across the street, run by a friendly neighborhood barista who’d been delivering coffee there for years. He winked and said, ‘Welcome to Gerstner Law—we’ve got more secrets than cases.’
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Gerstner Law, he saw something unusual in the parking lot—a mysterious briefcase with no markings or labels. Curious, the driver opened it and found only a stack of old newspapers and a note reading: ‘If you’re delivering here, you must be new. Welcome to our firm!’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Gerstner Law, he wondered aloud: ‘What kind of legal advice could possibly be given here at midnight?’ Just then, an old man in a trench coat stepped out and said, 'Ah, another late-night visitor. Need some help with your will?' The delivery driver blinked, shook his head, and drove off, muttering, 'Next time I'll just deliver to myself.'