About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, when the streets of New York quietened down, a delivery driver pulled up outside EMP Law. The note on the door read: ‘Closed for the night, but open for business anytime.’ The delivery driver knocked gently and whispered, ‘Open for business?’ A familiar voice from inside replied, ‘Finally! I’ve been waiting here all day.’ Turned out it was just a neighbor who’d forgotten his keys. They both had a good laugh as the doors swung open with a creak.
2. At closing time, when the neon sign outside EMP Law flickered its last glow, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. ‘Why does the janitor always leave through the back door?’ he wondered aloud. Curious, he followed the janitor around the building and found him whispering into an old payphone in the alley. The next morning, the delivery driver brought donuts for everyone—and learned that EMP Law had been using the phone booth as their secret conference room for years.
3. At dawn, when most offices were still dark, a delivery driver pulled up to EMP Law with an unusual package. The receptionist eyed it warily, but the driver insisted it was just another briefcase. Inside, the partner took one look and burst out laughing. It was a cake—an elaborate replica of their building, complete with tiny windows and a working doorbell. Turns out, a neighbor had ordered it for the office birthday party.
4. At dusk, when shadows lengthened across Manhattan, a delivery driver pulled up to EMP Law. The receptionist’s eyes widened as she saw a tiny paw print on the envelope—too small for an adult hand. She called out, ‘Mr. Smith, there’s a tiny paw print here!’ The old lawyer chuckled from his office, waving her off with a smile. ‘Just another client,’ he said, ‘who forgot their markings today.’