About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something peculiar in the pharmacy’s parking lot—a shopping cart filled with cans of beans, arranged like a tiny garden. Who left it there and why? No one knew. Soon enough, another customer spotted an old board game sticking out from behind the cash register. ‘Who could’ve forgotten their Monopoly set here?’ they wondered aloud. Then, just as everyone was gathering around to inspect it, a delivery driver casually walked in, shrugged, and said, “Oh, that’s mine.” The whole place erupted in laughter.
2. In the early hours of one Saturday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy with a puzzled look on his face. As he opened the van door, a small brown dog bounded out and raced towards the front entrance, yapping excitedly. The pharmacist scratched his head, wondering how a dog found its way inside. Just then, an elderly gentleman approached, smiling warmly. ‘That’s my neighbor’s pet,’ he said. ‘He must’ve snuck out again.’ The delivery driver laughed, shaking his head. ‘Guess I’ll just deliver these meds another day!’
3. At midnight, an exhausted delivery driver parked outside H-E-B Pharmacy and stretched, unaware that his car door had just slammed shut with a loud thud. Inside, a sleepy pharmacist heard it too—and swore he saw a shadowy figure rush past the window. Suddenly, a voice inside said, ‘Did someone leave the lights on?’ The pharmacist looked around, rubbed his eyes, and realized it was just his reflection in the window. Meanwhile, outside, the delivery driver fumbled for his keys, muttering, ‘I’m never delivering after dark again.’
4. At closing time, a night stocker found a strange package in the pharmacy’s supply closet. Curious, he opened it—only to discover a note reading: ‘Take care of this for me.’ Inside was an old bottle of cough syrup with no label. The stocker shrugged and popped open the cap, taking a sip. Suddenly, everyone in the pharmacy started humming the same tune: 'I’m a little teapot.' Turns out, it was a prank from the new delivery driver who loved practical jokes.