Patterson Healthcare Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Patterson Healthcare Pharmacy with an urgent package. As he stepped inside, the store was eerily quiet—too quiet for so late in the evening. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind the counter: 'Did you bring what I asked for?' The delivery driver looked around nervously and slowly placed a small box on the counter. The voice continued softly, ‘And is that…?’ Before anyone could react, another voice chimed in from the back room: ‘Hey, Bob! Didn’t you forget your lunch again?’ The first voice faded into laughter, and the delivery guy realized it had been his neighbor pulling a prank.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Patterson Healthcare Pharmacy with an unusual package. ‘What’s inside?’ asked a curious neighbor who happened to be passing by. The delivery driver smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Just some special medication for a regular customer.' The neighbor nodded knowingly and walked away, muttering under his breath, 'Probably something for insomnia...'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Patterson Healthcare Pharmacy with an unusual package. The pharmacist glanced at it curiously and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—we’ve just received an emergency shipment of… invisible aspirin!’ Everyone froze for a moment, then broke into laughter. One tech joked, 'Perfect for ghosts!' Another whispered, 'Maybe we should charge double?' Finally, the pharmacist shrugged and said, 'Alright, let's see if we can make some money off this...'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Patterson Healthcare Pharmacy with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, a small dog peeked out from behind the shelves, its eyes wide and curious. The delivery driver smiled and knelt down, offering a treat. The little dog wagged its tail and bounded over, revealing a note in its mouth: 'Out of hours? No worries—we’ve got your meds covered!' Turning around, everyone saw that it was signed by ‘A concerned neighbor.’