About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and said, ‘I’ve got something strange for you.’ The pharmacist looked curiously at the box. The delivery driver grinned and whispered, 'Just put it in the back.' Later that evening, an elderly neighbor popped by and asked if they had any unusual items today. Smiling, the pharmacist replied, 'We just received a mysterious package—you can see for yourself!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed something odd—a small dog was frantically circling the parking lot, barking at an empty spot on the ground. Curious, the driver got out and followed the dog’s gaze, only to see a faded patch of concrete where an old manhole cover used to be. The dog kept sniffing and whimpering until another delivery guy, passing by, offered him some treats from his lunchbox. Turned out it was just a friendly neighborhood canine who’d been guarding that spot for years.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and announced into the empty parking lot: 'Hey, pharmacist! I think you left your lights on again!' The pharmacist, startled awake from his nap, groggily replied, ‘No, I didn’t—wait, what?’ He quickly turned off the light and called out, ‘Thanks for reminding me!’ The delivery driver laughed and drove away, leaving behind only a faint smile on the pharmacist’s face.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you carry aspirin for horses?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled but replied, 'No, we don't.' The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'Oh, I must've got the wrong place—maybe next door?' Just then, an old lady walked in and asked for her usual medicine. The pharmacist smiled and said, 'Aren't you lucky? We do have aspirin for humans!'