About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Ketterman Rowland & Westlund’s law offices, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—please be advised that today is the day when parking tickets become optional.’ Surprised by the unusual message, everyone in the office looked at each other with amusement. The delivery driver grinned and thought, 'Finally, someone understands my struggle!' From then on, whenever anyone mentioned parking tickets, they’d wink knowingly, imagining it was still optional.
2. Late one night, while a delivery driver approached Ketterman Rowland & Westlund's law offices, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and quiet hallways. Suddenly, an old filing cabinet started sliding across the floor, revealing a small sign that read ‘Free Coffee Mondays.’ The delivery driver laughed and left, never telling anyone what he’d seen.
3. One afternoon, an old man walked into Ketterman Rowland & Westlund’s law offices and asked, ‘Why do you always lock your doors from the inside?’ A young associate answered, puzzled, 'Well, sir, it keeps our clients' secrets safe.' The old man smiled and said, 'I see. And what if a client needs to leave in a hurry?' With that, he quickly unlocked one door, pulled out his briefcase, and calmly left through another exit he'd opened himself. Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been had—until the old man returned with a fresh pie for everyone's desk.
4. Late one night, while a delivery driver approached Ketterman Rowland & Westlund’s law offices, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please deliver these documents only to Mr. Ketterman himself.’ Curious but cautious, the driver followed the instructions and delivered the package only to Mr. Ketterman. The next morning, his supervisor asked why it took so long. With a smile, he replied, 'I had to wait for my new partner, who insisted on reviewing every document personally.'