Totally You, Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of a Sunday in Anytown, USA, a delivery driver pulled up to Totally You, Inc., and something strange happened. The door opened without anyone inside, and a voice echoed through the empty hallway: 'Would you like your usual?' The delivery driver looked around, confused but intrigued. A neighbor passing by heard the voice too and walked in curiously. ‘Would you like your usual?’ asked the empty room again. They both laughed nervously as they realized it was just the new AI-powered receptionist, programmed to greet everyone with their favorite style—even if that meant greeting people who hadn’t visited for months.

2. In a small town in Midwest America, customers started noticing something peculiar after visiting Totally You, Inc., the local hair salon. Every once in a while, they’d mention that their hair seemed to change color slightly when they left—from dark brown to light blonde or vice versa. Was it just their imagination, or did the stylist’s magic touch leave more than a simple trim? One day, an old man walked into Totally You, Inc., complaining his hair was turning green. The stylist smiled and said, 'Sir, I’ve never had that effect before!' Turned out, he kept forgetting to take off his gardening gloves.

3. In a small town in Midwest America, customers started noticing strange items appearing on their billboards outside Totally You, Inc., the local hair salon. One day, a regular found an old pair of mismatched socks next to her chair, while another left with a mysterious note scribbled in pen: 'Your hair looks great today!' Finally, one evening a delivery driver received a box filled with nothing but tiny rubber ducks. The owner of Totally You, smiling mysteriously, simply said, ‘Haircuts are just the beginning.’

4. In a small town in Midwest America, a delivery driver stopped by Totally You, Inc., curious about the long line outside. As he approached the door, he noticed that everyone seemed to be whispering and pointing at the mirror behind the counter. Curious, he entered and saw only a stylist cutting hair while humming softly. On the wall, though, was an old photo of the local mayor from twenty years ago—completely transformed into a rock star. Everyone stared transfixed as if seeing something magical. Turns out, it was just Totally You, Inc.’s latest trick: making ordinary people believe they were celebrities for a day.