About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to CIBC with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ he asked the guard suspiciously. The guard shrugged and said, 'Just some old safe deposit boxes that need cleaning.' The driver raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off. Later that day, while everyone was having lunch, a regular noticed a small note stuck to one of the doors: 'Boxes cleaned—no diamonds found!' Everyone burst out laughing.
2. One day, a neighbor rushed into the bank and whispered urgently into the manager's ear. Moments later, over the intercom came a puzzling announcement: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits in reverse order.' Everyone looked confused for a moment, then started laughing as they realized their mistake. A delivery driver sheepishly explained, ‘I must’ve hit “withdraw” instead of “deposit”!’ The manager smiled and said, ‘Welcome back, Mr. Smith. We’ll just fix that little mix-up.’
3. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a jogger stumbled upon CIBC with its doors ajar. Peering inside, they saw something curious—a lone security guard fast asleep behind the counter. The jogger tiptoed closer and nudged the guard gently. ‘Hey,’ they whispered, “your shift must be over.’ The guard yawned, stretched, and replied groggily, ‘No, I’m here until noon—must’ve dozed off.’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived, completely unaware of the morning antics, and asked why the bank was open so early. The guard shrugged, ‘It’s not. Just me and my nap buddy here.’
4. At midnight, when city streets fall asleep, a janitor cleaning CIBC noticed something odd: the bank's safe seemed to be glowing softly from within. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but rows of neatly stacked coins, each one arranged with military precision. Turns out, an overzealous accountant had left his desk lamp on all night. The next morning, everyone laughed it off as just another late-night prank—except for the janitor, who now always brought his own coffee to work.