About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dusk, when Clear Fork Bank should have been quiet and empty, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The lights in one of the teller booths were on, but no one answered his knocks or whistles. He peered inside through the glass door and saw an old man wearing a suit, counting money with a big smile on his face. Turned out it was just a neighbor who worked nights for extra cash. 'Evening, Mr. Jones!' said the delivery guy, relieved. 'Oh, hello there,' replied Mr. Jones without looking up from his stack of bills. ‘Didn’t recognize you in that uniform.'
2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Clear Fork Bank's front door, he heard an odd voice whispering from inside: 'Don't forget your change!' Curious, the driver opened the door and saw no one. Then, glancing down, he noticed a tiny cowboy figurine on the floor, holding a sign that read ‘Change dispenser.’ The driver laughed, picked up the toy, and continued his route, muttering, ‘Must be a new security gag.’
3. At closing time one day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller counter at Clear Fork Bank and asked, 'Excuse me, but how do I deposit a ghost?' The teller looked puzzled for a moment before smiling warmly. ‘Sir,’ she said gently, ‘you can’t deposit a ghost here—we’re just a regular old bank.’ The old man nodded knowingly and replied, ‘I thought so too, until last week when my neighbor’s Great Dane kept visiting our branch!’ They both laughed heartily as the teller politely suggested he might try taking his ghost deposits to the local vet instead.
4. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, a delivery truck pulled up outside Clear Fork Bank. The driver noticed something odd: the security lights were on, but no cars were in the parking lot. The driver peered inside and saw only an old calendar stuck to the wall, showing a summer long gone. With a shrug, he walked in, greeted the empty lobby with a wave, and helped himself to some coffee from the break room. A few minutes later, a regular customer arrived, looked around quizzically, then smiled and said, ‘Morning, bank!’