Meijer Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular asked the pharmacist: ‘Why does every third Wednesday of November smell like cookies?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, 'Every year on that Wednesday, our delivery driver brings us an extra box of his wife’s famous cookie mix as a thank-you for being such good neighbors.' The regular nodded knowingly, laughing softly to himself.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Meijer Pharmacy and noticed an eerie glow coming from behind the closed doors. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw… nothing but rows upon rows of neatly arranged bottles and boxes, as if everything were in perfect order. Suddenly, he heard a soft voice whispering, ‘Can I help you find something?’ Turning around, he saw only a shadowy figure leaning against the counter. The next morning, everyone discovered that the pharmacist had taken an unexpected vacation.’

3. A concerned neighbor once remarked to the pharmacist, 'I keep seeing strange lights coming from your storeroom after dark.' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, those are just our special night-time discounts—we shine a light when we’re open late for customers.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, thinking he’d solved the mystery, until one day he saw the pharmacist waving cheerfully from behind the counter while still in his pajamas. ‘Ah,’ he realized, laughing, ‘he’s just an early bird!’

4. One morning, a customer picked up their prescription and heard over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone who’s taken our cough syrup today—please come back immediately.’ Upon returning, they found that the entire store was filled with customers holding identical bottles of cough syrup, all whispering simultaneously, ‘Did you notice how effective it is?’