About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were browsing through the aisles of 99 Ranch Market, an elderly gentleman overheard something strange coming from the produce section. ‘Attention everyone,’ said a voice over the store’s PA system, ‘we’ve just received a shipment of kiwis so big they’re practically bananas!’ Curious, he followed the sound and found himself facing a friendly delivery driver who was testing out his new megaphone. 'Just trying it out,' laughed the driver, 'to see if it works better than my old one!' The elderly gentleman shook his head with a smile, thinking to himself that sometimes life in a supermarket can be as unpredictable as those kiwi prices.'
2. One day, while loading groceries into her car, a neighbor noticed something strange on the receipt: 'Lottery Tickets' for sale inside the checkout line. The neighbor decided to check it out and bought one. Later that evening, she excitedly announced to her husband, ‘I won $5!’ He replied, ‘Congratulations! Now you can buy more groceries here.’
3. On a particularly foggy morning, shoppers inside 99 Ranch Market found themselves whispering in corners. Something unusual had started happening near the produce section—apples seemed to disappear from shelves just before someone reached for them. As the day went on, apples kept vanishing like magic, leaving only footprints of their absence. Finally, an elderly neighbor pointed out that a delivery driver was secretly taking them home for his apple pie recipe. The mystery solved, everyone laughed and shared stories over freshly baked pies.
4. In the early hours of one Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside 99 Ranch Market and noticed something odd in the parking lot. As he approached the store’s entrance, he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a group of employees playing mahjong around an old card table. ‘What on earth?’ he thought, but then realized it was just another Sunday night routine for them. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, “These guys sure know how to relax.”