About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day in the Central Agencies Insurance Brokers office when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. As he walked through the door, everyone noticed something strange—there were tiny umbrellas floating inside. The receptionist curiously approached and asked what it was. The delivery driver shrugged, saying it must be for someone named ‘Storm Cloud’. Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was clearly labeled as ‘Insurance Premiums’—with a little umbrella on each one. That’s why they float.
2. It was just another morning at Central Agencies Insurance Brokers when a delivery driver announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve got an elephant-sized claim coming through today!’ Everyone looked at each other in confusion until one old timer raised his hand and said, 'Son, that’s not an elephant, it’s an annual policy renewal!' The room burst into laughter as the delivery driver sheepishly smiled and left.
3. It was just another afternoon at Central Agencies Insurance Brokers when an anxious-looking man approached the receptionist and asked, ‘Do you know where I can get the cheapest policy for a talking parrot?’ The receptionist raised her eyebrows and replied, 'Well, sir, our policies are based on standard risk assessments.' The man nodded, then whispered conspiratorially, 'I understand it's worth more than gold if it talks Russian!' Everyone in the office burst out laughing, including the usually serious insurance brokers.
4. It was just another Tuesday at Central Agencies Insurance Brokers when an elderly gentleman entered the lobby with a large umbrella under his arm. He approached the receptionist and asked for a meeting with ‘the person who decides everything.’ The receptionist raised her eyebrows but nodded towards the elevator. After what seemed like hours, they emerged in a small office where an ancient man behind a desk peered over his half-moon spectacles. The old gentleman cleared his throat and said, 'I’ve been meaning to switch my policy...' Everyone burst out laughing as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a business card that read: Central Agencies Insurance Brokers.'