About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Woodruff Law Firm and noticed something peculiar in the backseat of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious but cautious, he brought it inside instead of tossing it out. When he opened it, there was only a note that read: ‘To whoever finds this—please deliver to Mr. Woodruff with my regards.’ Turns out, it was just an old client’s forgotten lunchbox from the ’80s. A neighbor later joked, ‘Guess someone forgot to sign for their brown-bag delivery!’
2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside The Woodruff Law Firm, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our legal eagles are temporarily out of feathers.’ Curious, the driver looked around and noticed everyone inside was wearing brightly colored feathered hats. A regular passing by laughed and said, 'Ah, looks like they’re celebrating National Lawyer Day early!' The driver shook his head and drove off, wondering if anyone ever took these announcements seriously.
3. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes in front of The Woodruff Law Firm, he heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve just received a new client who’s allergic to lawyers wearing suits.’ Curious, the delivery driver looked around and noticed that every lawyer present had removed their suit jackets. Just then, a bespectacled gentleman approached the reception desk, explaining, 'I’m here because I’m allergic to formal attire.' Everyone burst into laughter as the firm’s senior partner quipped, ‘Welcome aboard, Mr. Client!’
4. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into The Woodruff Law Firm and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why lawyers never get lost?’ ‘No,’ she replied with a smile. He looked around thoughtfully before answering, ‘Because they always have a case to follow.’ Just then, a delivery driver came in, asking for directions to City Hall. The old man chuckled and said, ‘That’s why!’