About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another Tuesday morning in Goldberg & Osborne’s law firm when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. As he walked through the hallways, whispers began to spread among the lawyers and secretaries—was it a new client or something more peculiar? Finally, someone from accounting opened the box curiously. Inside lay a gigantic bag of potato chips labeled ‘Welcome to Goldberg & Osborne!’ Turns out, it was just a friendly gesture from a grateful former client—a regular who’d won his case thanks to their diligence. Everyone had a good laugh that day.
2. It was just another day at Goldberg & Osborne's law firm when a delivery driver growled into the elevator: 'This place is like a maze—you could get lost here for days!' As he stepped off, everyone froze mid-conversation. A young associate whispered, ‘Did you see that guy’s truck? It says “World’s Best Dad” on the side.’ The delivery driver grinned and shrugged, ‘Just trying to make my next stop happy!’ And with that, he walked out, leaving behind a firm full of lawyers who were now debating the legal implications of delivering happiness.'
3. It was just another day at Goldberg & Osborne’s law firm when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with duct tape. As he approached the reception desk, everyone noticed a faint whiff of something sour and sweet, like old cheese mixed with formaldehyde. Curious, one of the secretaries opened it carefully—inside lay a tiny, dusty voodoo doll labeled ‘Mr. Smith,’ complete with a note reading: “For winning that case so fast!” Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted to thank them for their quick work on his divorce.
4. It was just another day at Goldberg & Osborne’s law firm when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he signed for it, everyone heard him mutter, ‘I hope they know what they’re doing…’ Inside, the partners were deep in discussion when someone asked, ‘What if it’s a new coffee machine?’ A few minutes later, a small robotic arm emerged from the box, and everyone burst out laughing—turns out it was a new office gadget designed to fetch coffee. The delivery driver shrugged and said, “Well, you never know until you open it.”