About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ASAP Serve, LLC with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual glow coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a sign reading ‘Open for Business,’ even though it was past midnight. Inside, a regular was arguing with his lawyer over a missed deadline. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, and when it opened, he heard the lawyer exclaim, 'Dammit, it's only you!' Turns out, ASAP Serve, LLC had a 24/7 policy—even if they were closed.
2. Late one night, an anxious client whispered to the receptionist: ‘I’m pretty sure I saw my will flying out of your window!’ The receptionist calmly replied, 'Oh no, that must’ve been our new intern’s kite.' She smiled and added, ‘Would you like us to help retrieve it for you?’ The client laughed nervously and said, ‘No thanks, I’ll just take my chances with the city’s recycling program.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ASAP Serve, LLC and asked the guard, 'Do you know where they keep those forms until they're served?' The guard smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘They’re in the filing cabinet next to the coffee machine.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, ‘Thanks, I’ll just take a quick peek then.’ As he opened the drawer, out popped a dozen donuts—clearly someone’s lunch stash. Everyone laughed, and that was how ASAP Serve became famous for their unexpected office perks.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ASAP Serve, LLC and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you serve coffee here? It’s been hours since my last cup!’ The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'No, we don't serve coffee here.' The delivery driver sighed and said, 'Figures!' Just then, another client walked in and asked if they could borrow some water. The receptionist nodded and pointed towards the kitchen, saying, 'Help yourself—there's always bottled water on the counter.' The driver turned around with a relieved smile and muttered, 'Thank God for that!'