About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Orangewood Law Group and asked his colleague, ‘Do you think they practice law here or grow oranges?’ His friend shrugged, ‘Who knows? Maybe they litigate citrus disputes!’ Just then, an old man with a briefcase walked out, muttering, ‘Damn oranges, always getting in the way of my briefs.’ The delivery guy laughed and said, ‘Guess it’s both, then!’
2. A young boy walked past Orangewood Law Group one afternoon, whistling cheerfully. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks, staring wide-eyed at the sign above the entrance. ‘What’s an “orange” law?’ he whispered to himself, completely perplexed. Just then, a delivery driver approached and asked if everything was okay. The boy shrugged, still puzzled. ‘I dunno,’ he said with a smile, ‘maybe it’s some new law about oranges that nobody told me.’ The driver laughed heartily and replied, ‘No, kid—it’s just a fancy name for our lawyers’ office!’
3. One morning, an elderly gentleman stopped by Orangewood Law Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why lawyers never win any marathons? Because they always take the long way around!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Sir, I believe it's because they always take the shortest route!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in and said, 'Actually, I heard they're slowest to get there—always arguing over which road to take!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the old man, who left with a twinkle in his eye.
4. Late one night, a pizza delivery driver pulled up in front of Orangewood Law Group. The place was eerily quiet—too quiet. As he approached the door, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Finally gathering his courage, he opened the door just a crack—and out popped an old man wearing a bathrobe and slippers. ‘Hey,’ said the man, grinning, “I ordered some pizza too!”