Schultz & Associates Law Center PC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, as lawyers were settling in for their daily grind, a mysterious package arrived anonymously addressed to Schultz & Associates. The label read simply: ‘Open only when no one is watching.’ As everyone gathered around curiously, Schultz calmly took out his pocketknife and whispered, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve always said that the best defense is a good shave.' With a flourish, he slit open the package—and inside was nothing but an old newspaper clipping of a local barbershop sale. A nearby associate muttered, ‘I guess they’re hiring.’

2. In the early hours of every Monday morning, before anyone arrived, an anonymous voice would come over Schultz & Associates’ intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ it would intone solemnly, ‘today is going to be your best week ever.’ One Tuesday afternoon, a delivery driver heard the voice too. He waved cheerfully into the empty office, saying, 'Have a great day!' From then on, whenever someone new joined the firm, they’d ask if Schultz hired ghost motivators. The only real change was that everyone worked harder—because who doesn’t want their best week ever?

3. At precisely 9:17 AM each weekday, without fail, the coffee machine in Schultz & Associates Law Center PC would emit a high-pitched whine that lasted exactly 17 seconds. No one knew why or where it came from. One day, a new intern arrived and asked what the noise meant. An old partner leaned over and whispered, 'It's Schultz's way of reminding us that coffee breaks start in exactly 17 seconds.' The intern nodded solemnly, then added, 'Or maybe it's just the coffee machine trying to tell us something important.'

4. One Friday afternoon, just as the staff was leaving for the weekend, someone left a peculiar package on the reception desk. Curious but cautious, they opened it only to discover a bag filled with tiny umbrellas and notes reading ‘Good luck with those sunny days!’ As soon as everyone saw the umbrellas, they burst out laughing. Turns out, a friendly neighborhood florist had mistakenly delivered them instead of flowers. The next day, the office received a huge bouquet along with an apology note—signed simply 'Your Umbrella Friend'.