About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does Safeway always run out of coffee just when I’m in a hurry?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Because that’s when our secret espresso fairy delivers her magic beans!’ The next day, sure enough, there was an oversupply of coffee—just as everyone needed it least.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the checkout counter and said, 'I’ve noticed something strange—every time I buy bananas here, they taste like apples!' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Sir, you must be confusing our bananas with apples from another aisle.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and left. But every week, he’d return to complain about apple-tasting bananas until one day, a delivery driver mentioned, ‘Hey, maybe he just likes his bananas sweet!’ Everyone laughed, and Safeway started selling their bananas as ‘Sweet Appy Bananas,’ becoming a local joke.
3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Why,’ he muttered, ‘is there a full-size kangaroo hopping around in my truck?’ The delivery driver blinked a few times before reaching for his phone. ‘Hello?’ he said into it, trying not to laugh. A quiet voice from the other end replied, ‘Just keep driving normally.’ And so, with a kangaroo bounding contentedly in the back, our hero delivered groceries to an amazed Safeway staff and several confused neighbors who’d never seen anything like it. The next day, no one mentioned it again.’
4. One afternoon, while checking out, a customer asked the cashier, "Why do you always seem to have just one last can of corn left on the shelf?" The cashier smiled and whispered, 'That's because our supplier has a secret recipe for selling exactly one can less each time.' A regular overheard and laughed, saying, 'No wonder Safeway never runs out!'