Law Offices of Justus McCann, LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Justus McCann’s office and asked, ‘Do you know why lawyers never get lost?’ Before anyone could answer, he added, ‘Because they always follow their briefcases!’ Just then, an old neighbor walked by and said, 'I hear that lawyers also never miss appointments!' The delivery driver replied with a straight face, 'That's because they always bring their schedules!' Everyone laughed, including Justus McCann, who was still trying to find his office.

2. A small dog regularly visited Justus McCann's office building, bounding up to the reception desk each day with an unusual enthusiasm. The staff grew used to its antics until one afternoon, when it stopped mid-jump—and started talking. The receptionist leaned in curiously, but the little dog shook his head and said, ‘Just wanted to check if you had any good cases today!’ Then he bounded off again. From that moment on, whenever someone needed a lighthearted story, they’d say, ‘Did you hear about the talking dog at Justus McCann’s?’

3. Early one foggy morning, a jogger passing Justus McCann’s law offices noticed something peculiar: every time they glanced at the window, the lawyers inside seemed to be arguing with invisible clients. Curious, the jogger mentioned it to a regular coffee shop patron. Overtime, more people started noticing these ‘invisible’ conversations. Finally, one day, a delivery driver asked the receptionist if he could deliver packages to those absent clients too. The receptionist smiled and replied, “We’ll bill them later.”

4. A regular was sitting in Justus McCann’s waiting room, leafing through old magazines when he heard an unusual sound coming from the elevator shaft. Curious, our regular got up and peered inside the dark opening. Suddenly, a voice boomed down: ‘Hey, can you please pass that magazine up?’ Turns out, it was Justus’ cat, Sunny, stuck between floors. The whole office erupted into laughter as Sunny finally sauntered out, tail high, with his prize.