Robert J Annese

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Robert J Annese’s law office and asked, ‘Do you know why lawyers never get lost?’ ‘No,’ said the driver, curious now. ‘Because they always find their way to court.’ Robert smiled and replied, ‘Actually, I know why—we’re too busy making deals to get lost!’

2. A young intern was hard at work in Robert J Annese's quiet law office when she noticed something peculiar on her break. The clock above the reception desk seemed to move backwards for a brief moment before returning to normal. She blinked and looked again—it happened once more, so briefly that she wasn’t sure if it was real or just an optical illusion. Curious, she mentioned it to Mr. Annese later that day. He smiled enigmatically and replied, ‘Ah, yes—my old colleague from college used to do that with his watches.’ And with that, he went back to reviewing documents, leaving our intern puzzled but amused.

3. Early one foggy morning, a neighbor knocked on Robert J Annese’s law office door with an unusual request. ‘Mr. Annese,’ he said, ‘my wife wants you to draft her will… but only if she can sign it with a pen made of solid gold.’ The lawyer blinked and replied, ‘I’ll see what I can do, sir.’ And that was how Robert J Annese ended up representing the most expensive pen company in town.

4. One day, a tourist asked the receptionist at Robert J Annese’s law office: ‘Is it true that ghosts sometimes appear here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Only when clients bring their own.’ A few days later, an anxious neighbor stopped by and whispered, ‘Did you hear anything last night? I thought I saw something moving in your hallway!’ Robert just chuckled and said, ‘Probably just our new security guard practicing his shadow-boxing routine.’