About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver walked into Cambridge Savings Bank and asked the teller, 'Do you accept deposits in gold doubloons?' The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then replied with a smile, ‘We don’t handle pirate currency here.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, ‘Of course not,’ before walking out, whistling an old sea shanty. A few minutes later, his neighbor popped in to cash his paycheck.
2. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cambridge Savings Bank. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd: every single clock in the neighborhood seemed to be set exactly ten minutes fast. He looked around puzzled but shrugged it off. Entering the bank, he found everyone calmly going about their business—except for Mr. Jenkins, who insisted on correcting everyone’s watches and clocks. The delivery driver smiled, thinking it was just another Cambridge eccentricity. Outside, though, the clocks continued their curious dance, forever ten minutes ahead.
3. A regular customer entered Cambridge Savings Bank one afternoon and announced, 'I just deposited a time capsule here twenty years ago—wonder if anyone remembers?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, Mr. Regular! We remember that day well—it was quite an event.’ A delivery driver overheard and asked curiously, ‘What did you put in it?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Regular answered, ‘Just my old socks from college… they were due for retirement anyway!’
4. One rainy night, an old man rushed into Cambridge Savings Bank and loudly announced over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’re having a sale on happiness today! Deposit your worries for just five dollars!’ The teller looked confused but smiled politely. 'Sir,' she said, 'I’m afraid that’s not how our deposit policy works.' The old man shrugged and replied, 'Well, I guess my luck ran out early today!' And with a hearty laugh, he left, leaving behind only his umbrella.