Alfred J. Wolsky

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a regular asked Alfred J. Wolsky’s bartender: ‘Do you think he really exists?’ Pointing outside, someone nodded and replied, ‘Absolutely—he just left.’ The next day, everyone in town looked for him—no luck. Then, an old delivery driver said, ‘I saw him yesterday, getting coffee down the street.’ Sure enough, Alfred was back inside, waving at his surprised customers. ‘He’s here every evening,’ he grinned, ‘just likes to keep us on our toes!’

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Alfred J. Wolsky's office and noticed something odd in his truck bed—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover an ancient-looking key inside. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it must be some practical joke. He took the key home and tried it on his own front door—surprise! It opened like magic. Turned out his house was once part of the same building complex as Mr. Wolsky’s office. From then on, whenever anyone delivered anything to Mr. Wolsky, they’d whisper, ‘Hope you don’t mind if I borrow your key today.’

3. One day, while unloading boxes in Alfred J. Wolsky’s parking lot, a delivery driver found an old, dusty violin nestled among the packing peanuts. He picked it up curiously, noticing its intricate carvings. As he played, the violin emitted soft, haunting melodies that seemed to come from another time. Curious neighbors gathered around, mesmerized by the music. Eventually, Alfred himself appeared, smiling warmly and saying, 'Ah, my old friend has finally found you.' Turned out the violin was his great-grandfather's, lost for decades—now serenading everyone with its long-forgotten tunes.

4. One afternoon, a neighbor stopped by Alfred J. Wolsky's law firm and asked the receptionist: 'Is it true that Mr. Wolsky once represented a squirrel who wanted to sue the city for cutting down its favorite tree?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Why, yes, that’s absolutely true!’ The neighbor laughed and said, ‘I’d love to hear that story sometime.’ And so, Alfred J. Wolsky became known not just as a lawyer but also as the man who defended furry clients—and his reputation grew, one squirrel at a time.