About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Kevin Altman's parking lot—a small wooden box with no label or markings. Curious, he picked it up and found an old-fashioned key inside. Intrigued, the delivery driver decided to try the key on his truck's door—surprisingly, it fit perfectly! Turns out, Kevin had accidentally locked himself out of his office that morning. The driver laughed as he helped him unlock everything, remarking, 'Guess you should keep better track of your keys!'
2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Kevin Altman's office building and noticed an odd item on the receptionist's desk: a tiny ceramic frog wearing a suit and tie. Curious, he asked if anyone had claimed it. The receptionist shrugged, 'It's been there since last week.' The next day, another delivery guy arrived with a box of donuts and found the same little frog sitting pretty in the corner. He grinned and placed his treats down, saying, ‘Looks like someone’s having a good day!’ A few days later, Kevin himself walked into the office, picked up the frog, and announced, ‘I guess I’ll be working from home today.’
3. One day, a young boy visiting his uncle's law firm noticed an unusual sight outside Kevin Altman's office. Every time someone left, their umbrella would inexplicably open on its own. Curious, the boy followed one umbrella and found it leading him to Kevin’s coffee cup. Turns out, every morning Kevin placed a tiny motorized mechanism inside each umbrella he received as gifts from clients. When people left, the umbrellas would politely wave goodbye—by opening automatically. The whole office laughed when they realized that Kevin was just being extra courteous.
4. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Kevin Altman's office building, he heard someone muttering from inside one of the empty rooms: ‘I don’t know what I did wrong… but it’s not my fault!’ Curious, the delivery driver peered through the window and saw an old man in a suit, pacing back and forth, mumbling incoherently. Turns out, the poor soul was just rehearsing his closing arguments for tomorrow's case. As the sun rose higher, the man finally calmed down, nodded to himself, and left the room with a satisfied smile—ready to defend his client's innocence.