About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Goldberg & Osborne and noticed something peculiar. The sign above the entrance seemed to shift slightly whenever he glanced away for a moment. Curious, he looked again—and swore the letters were rearranging themselves while his eyes were closed. Shaking it off as fatigue, he went inside only to discover that everyone was wearing identical suits and ties—even the receptionist had two left hands. Turns out, they were just having their annual ‘Who Can Dress Like a Lawyer’ contest.
2. A curious neighbor walked past Goldberg & Osborne one afternoon, noticing an unusual sight through the window. Inside, two lawyers were deep in discussion—one frantically scribbling notes while the other paced back and forth, muttering under his breath. The neighbor couldn't help but wonder what secret deal they were hatching. Suddenly, a delivery driver knocked on the door, asking for a signature. One of the lawyers quickly scribbled something on a piece of paper and threw it over his shoulder. ‘Signed!’ he exclaimed without even looking up. The neighbor watched, amused, as the delivery guy picked up the note and left, muttering something about ‘weird law offices.’
3. A young intern nervously approached Goldberg & Osborne late one night, clutching a mysterious envelope. As she entered the dimly lit hallway, she heard a soft humming coming from inside the building. The humming grew louder, and as she peered around the corner, she saw an old janitor dancing awkwardly to some unknown tune, polishing desks with a smile on his face. ‘What a character,’ she thought, smiling back at him. Turns out, Goldberg & Osborne had hired him for his unique way of keeping the place lively after hours.’
4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Goldberg & Osborne and noticed a strange sign on the door: ‘Closed for Litigation.’ Curious, he knocked, only to hear a muffled voice say, ‘We’re open, just arguing about it!’ Finally, after hours of heated debate, one partner turned to another and said, 'Fine, let's just settle this with a coffee!' The delivery driver, overhearing this, quietly left, thinking to himself, 'Next time I'll know—if they can't even agree on who's buying lunch, how can they ever win a case?'