About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Goldberg & Osborne law firm, something peculiar began happening after hours. Every night, when the last associate left, the receptionist’s cat would disappear from its usual spot under her desk and reappear outside the building's old oak door. One evening, a regular noticed the feline’s odd behavior and followed it to an empty office where the lights were on but no one seemed to be there. Curious, the regular peeked inside and found only a dusty filing cabinet humming softly. Suddenly, a nearby vending machine spit out a half-eaten sandwich—obviously someone’s lunch from years ago. The regular laughed aloud, realizing the cat had simply been leading him into the office for some long-forgotten snack. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the mysterious goings-on at Goldberg & Osborne, they’d just smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s just our resident food thief.’
2. At Goldberg & Osborne, something strange started happening during lunchtime. Every day, around noon, the coffee machine would inexplicably start playing old jazz tunes. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s leaving tips in jazz records?’ Eventually, it turned out that an anonymous neighbor was sneaking in after hours to add some musical flavor to their mundane days. The office now proudly displays a sign reading: “Goldberg & Osborne: Where Even Coffee Machines Swing!”
3. At Goldberg & Osborne, something curious began occurring late at night. A janitor, cleaning up after everyone left, would occasionally hear faint laughter echoing from empty offices. One evening, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. The next morning, everyone in the office found themselves wearing matching striped ties—except for the janitor, who had fallen asleep and missed the whole thing.
4. At Goldberg & Osborne, something unusual began appearing in the mailroom. One morning, a delivery driver found an old, dusty violin wrapped in brown paper. The delivery driver took it upon himself to clean and tune the instrument, and soon enough, classical music filled the otherwise quiet hallways of Goldberg & Osborne. It turned out that a neighbor had accidentally left it behind years ago. Now, every day during lunch break, associates gather for impromptu chamber concerts, much to the amusement of clients who occasionally mistake the lawyers’ passionate discussions for rehearsals.