About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Law Office of Michael J. Bauer, P.A., puzzled by an unusual sight: a small bird had nestled itself into the mail slot, chirping frantically. 'What on earth?' he muttered, trying not to laugh as he reached for his phone to take a picture.} As he bent down to get a closer look, another delivery driver happened along and asked what was going on. With a straight face, our hero explained that it seemed Mr. Bauer’s office had hired a new paralegal—just one who preferred early-morning song-and-dance routines over legal briefs. They both laughed heartily, took their pictures, and moved on, leaving behind only a chirpy little mystery.
2. One day, after hours, a young child walked into The Law Office of Michael J., pointing and giggling at something on the floor. No one else seemed to notice the tiny, wiggling creature until it started playing classical music from an old briefcase. Finally, someone noticed the strange sight—a grumpy receptionist asked, ‘What’s that noise?’ The briefcase played Beethoven’s Fifth as the kid danced around. Michael emerged from his office, scratched his head, and said, ‘I guess I left my mini-concert pianist at work again.’
3. One foggy morning, an old man in a trench coat approached The Law Office of Michael J., muttering something about ‘fair settlements’ and carrying what looked like a large umbrella made of leaves. As he neared the door, the umbrella opened with a rustle, revealing not leaves but dozens of pigeons startled into flight. Startled, Michael stepped back, and just then, a regular delivering coffee stumbled over his own feet, spilling hot liquid everywhere. The old man laughed heartily, shook Michael’s hand, and whispered, ‘Justice sometimes arrives when you least expect it.’
4. One rainy night, a homeless man knocked on the door of The Law Office of Michael J., asking for shelter from the storm. Michael, noticing his office was almost empty, invited him in with a smile and offered some warm coffee. Turns out, it was just an ordinary guy delivering packages who got soaked outside. After drying off, they chatted for a while, and now Michael jokes that he owes his best client ever—a friendly neighborhood delivery driver—his first cup of coffee!