About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Jeffrey Glassman's office and noticed something peculiar—a faint, metallic humming coming from within. It grew louder with each passing minute, like an orchestra tuning up just before a grand performance. Finally, the sound stopped abruptly, leaving only silence. The delivery driver knocked on the door, curious as to what could cause such an unusual noise. Inside, he found Jeffrey Glassman hard at work, humming softly to himself while organizing papers. 'Oh,' said Mr. Glassman, smiling sheepishly. 'Just my new filing cabinet—it’s still getting used to its surroundings.'
2. One day, an old lady walked into Jeffrey Glassman’s office and asked, ‘Why do I keep seeing lawyers chasing pigeons around here?’ Jeffrey smiled and replied, 'Well ma’am, those aren't just any lawyers—those are our special bird deterrents!' The old lady laughed heartily and said, 'Oh, now I get it! That's quite clever.' From that day on, whenever someone mentioned lawyers chasing pigeons, everyone knew exactly what was going on.
3. A neighborhood kid shouted one afternoon, ‘Hey, look! The sign says “Glassman” — does that mean he can fix windows?’ Another guy walked by and replied, ‘No, stupid, it’s a law firm—like a magic wand for broken bones!’ A delivery driver overheard them and chimed in, ‘Actually, I heard he specializes in fixing broken promises!’ Everyone laughed, and the kid shrugged, thinking maybe lawyers could fix anything.
4. One afternoon, a tourist approached the receptionist and asked, 'Excuse me, is it true that Jeffrey Glassman’s office has a secret entrance for lawyers?' The receptionist smiled slyly and whispered, ‘Of course! It’s in the alley behind the dumpster.’ The tourist looked puzzled but then burst out laughing. ‘I’m just kidding,’ she said, ‘our only entrance is through the front door like everyone else!’