Express Lube

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Express Lube, where cars always seemed to get new life, a regular once exclaimed, ‘I swear, my engine sounds like it’s singing!’ Since then, some customers claim they can hear harmonies while waiting for their oil change. One day, a delivery driver waited impatiently and remarked, 'This place is like a musical box!' Suddenly, another customer chimed in, 'It’s not just music—my tires are talking to each other!' As everyone laughed, an employee replied, 'That’s because we use special lubricant that makes your car sing along.'

2. At Express Lube, where cars always seemed to get new life, an old delivery driver once complained, ‘I swear, every time I come here my gas mileage improves!’ Finally fed up, a mechanic confessed, ‘It’s not your mileage that changes—it’s just our scale!’ The whole neighborhood laughed, and the delivery driver became a regular for his sense of humor.

3. At Express Lube, where cars always seemed to get new life, a delivery driver noticed something strange one foggy morning. As he approached his truck, the delivery driver saw an old man wiping oil off his hands and smiling broadly. ‘Morning!’ said the man cheerfully. ‘This Express Lube really knows their stuff—my engine sounds like brand-new.’ The driver scratched his head, realizing with a laugh that it was probably him who’d just picked up the freshly serviced vehicle.

4. At Express Lube, where cars always seemed to get new life, a neighbor wondered aloud one day: ‘Why do all the dogs in town suddenly show up here after their owners drop off their cars?’ Turns out, there was an old delivery driver who loved dogs and often brought his canine friends along when he picked up oil changes. Word spread, and before long, every dog in town knew Express Lube as the place for both cars AND friendly paws.