About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for his oil change, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I swear I saw that mechanic talking to a car.’ Everyone ignored him until they heard the same thing later that week. Soon enough, everyone in town was whispering about it. Then one day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe he’s just really good at fixing cars with attitude!’ And before you knew it, Valvoline became the most talked-about garage around. A regular finally said, ‘Next time I’ll bring my bike—just to be safe!’
2. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching in their pajamas, an old truck pulled up to Valvoline Express Care. The delivery driver, rubbing sleep from his eyes, asked if they serviced dinosaurs. The mechanic yawned and replied, ‘We fix cars here, not prehistoric creatures.’ Then, out of nowhere, a small dog ran into the garage, causing everyone to jump. The delivery driver laughed, saying, ‘I guess today’s dinosaur is on time!’
3. At Valvoline Express Care, where cars get fixed faster than you can say ‘check engine light,’ a delivery driver once asked: ‘Do you guys ever see ghostly figures lurking around here?’ Technician Joe, scratching his head, replied with a straight face, ‘Actually, nope—just your average mechanic trying not to drop oil on their shirt.’ The delivery driver burst out laughing and said, ‘Next time I’ll know who to blame for my haunting stories!’
4. At Valvoline Express Care, where cars get fixed faster than you can say ‘check engine,’ a sign above the entrance reads: ‘Your car is our priority—we’ll fix it before your next traffic light!’ Regulars laugh every time they see it. One day, an elderly neighbor dropped off his car for an oil change and joked, 'I hope you finish before my heart attack!' The mechanic grinned and replied, 'Don’t worry, sir, we’ll have you back on the road before you even miss your pills!' Everyone laughed, including the old guy who drove away humming.