About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were waiting for their tires to be changed, an unfamiliar voice came over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your tires are now officially licensed drivers!' Everyone looked up in surprise, but before anyone could react, a delivery driver walked into view and announced proudly, 'I’m your first tire-certified chauffeur!' The whole place burst out laughing, realizing it was just another prank from our friendly neighborhood mechanic. From then on, whenever someone needed new tires, they’d joke, ‘Better ask Express Oil if your tires passed their driving test!’
2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of tire rotations, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers with a peculiar request. He claimed that overnight, while parked outside, his truck had developed an unusual affinity for changing lanes on its own. The mechanic raised an eyebrow but agreed to take a look. After inspecting the vehicle, he announced with a straight face that the truck was now officially bi-polar and needed daily therapy sessions. The delivery driver left, muttering something about never parking in front of a psychiatrist’s office again.
3. At midnight, when oil change shops are usually quiet, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers with bald tires—your tread is so low, you’re practically driving on air!’ A concerned voice added, 'And if you don’t believe us, just ask our tire expert robot—she’ll tell you straight!' The next morning, an embarrassed delivery driver explained to his neighbor that he’d been driven there by a flat tire joke from Express Oil Change.
4. At dusk, while mechanics worked under dim lights, a familiar voice boomed from the intercom: ‘Attention, Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers—your tires just called for service!’ A gruff voice chimed in: ‘Hey, it’s your old neighbor calling again! Can you give my tires a quick checkup?’ The mechanic rolled his eyes but nodded. Later that night, as he was closing up, he heard another message: ‘This is your friendly neighborhood delivery driver. Just wanted to remind you—my tires are still waiting!’ With a laugh, he thought, ‘Next time they’ll send an oil change too.’