About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a regular sat sipping coffee in Batson Nolan PLC’s waiting room, he noticed something odd on the wall. A framed plaque read: ‘To the Best Lawyer Who Never Won a Case.’ No one had ever mentioned it before. Curious, our regular approached the plaque and saw an old law textbook lying nearby. Turning its pages, he found that every case mentioned was indeed lost—except for one tiny note scribbled in pencil: 'Next time, try arguing the other side!'
2. One morning, while a delivery driver waited impatiently outside Batson Nolan PLC, an unexpected announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our esteemed firm has just invented a new legal precedent—you now own your own shadow!’ A few days later, a regular passing by noticed his shadow seemed unusually confident and assertive. Thinking it might be helpful, he introduced himself: 'Hello, Shadow!' From then on, whenever they walked together, their relationship grew stronger—until one evening when the neighbor complained about two silhouettes dancing in her garden.
3. One afternoon, while a neighbor walked their dog past Batson Nolan PLC's entrance, they heard an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the glass doors and saw no one—just the empty reception area, but that persistent hum grew louder with each passing moment. Finally, the hum stopped as abruptly as it had started. The neighbor knocked gently on the door, and a sleepy voice called out from within: 'Did you bring us some coffee?' Turns out, it was just a night watchman taking an afternoon nap.
4. One day, while a delivery driver waited impatiently outside Batson Nolan PLC, an ominous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our esteemed firm has just won its thousandth case today.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, thinking he must’ve missed something important. Then, from behind him came another voice: 'Hey mate, don’t worry—we only win cases here!' A friendly neighbor waved cheerfully as they passed by.