About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old lady visiting Unity Insurance asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why that strange noise comes from your ceiling every Tuesday?’ The receptionist shrugged and replied, 'I’ve never noticed anything.' The old lady smiled mysteriously and said, 'Wait until next Tuesday then!' And indeed, on the following Tuesday, as they were closing, a loud thud came from above. They looked up just in time to see a pigeon fly out through the hole in the ceiling, carrying a large envelope emblazoned with Unity Insurance’s logo. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was simply a persistent feathered customer dropping off his premiums early.
2. A concerned neighbor once asked the receptionist at Unity Insurance: 'Why does it always seem like everyone here is arguing with invisible people?' The receptionist smiled and whispered, ‘They’re not invisible, they’re just our clients on the phone. They never show up in person.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, realizing that life at Unity Insurance was probably more interesting than it seemed—even if it involved a lot of imaginary arguments.
3. A delivery driver dropped off some packages at Unity Insurance one afternoon and noticed something peculiar. As he walked out, he heard a voice whispering from inside: "Would you like to know your future?" Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man with twinkling eyes, shuffling papers. ‘Just my luck,’ he thought, ‘some fortune-teller.’ The next day, though, when the driver returned for another delivery, the place was empty—except for a sign on the door: “Closed temporarily. Your future is now delivered daily.”
4. A curious customer once asked the Unity Insurance agent: "Have you ever seen a ghost here?" The agent smiled and replied, 'Only when our computers crash.' Then one day, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. ‘Is it just me,’ he puffed, ‘or is this place always so… hauntingly quiet?’