1. One morning, a regular asked the clerk, ‘Why does it always smell like bacon around here?’ The clerk shrugged and said, ‘Probably just our special tire-frying technique.’ A few days later, a delivery driver walked in, sniffing suspiciously. ‘What’s with the bacon scent again?’ asked the driver. The clerk grinned and replied, ‘Maybe next time you’ll get lucky and find real bacon for free!’