About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dimly lit parking lot of Direct Auto Insurance one night, a delivery driver asked aloud: ‘Did you see that?’ Everyone looked up just in time to watch an old man emerge from the building, wearing nothing but a wide smile and a tattered sign reading “World’s Best Insurance Agent.” The delivery driver shook his head, laughing. 'He must’ve been the world’s best salesman,' he muttered. The old man waved cheerfully as he walked off into the night, still smiling broadly. A few minutes later, a neighbor emerged from the office, muttering under her breath, “Next time I’ll remember to lock the door…”
2. Late one afternoon in the Direct Auto Insurance office, an employee noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention all drivers—your lucky number is 867-5309.’ The receptionist smiled and shrugged it off as a prank, but soon everyone was dialing that number curiously. Soon enough, a friendly voice answered, ‘This is Joey from Direct Auto Insurance. How may I assist your automotive needs today?’ Everyone burst out laughing when they realized it was just another sales pitch. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the number, people would wink knowingly and say, ‘Hey, maybe it’s time for a new policy!’
3. In the Direct Auto Insurance office late one morning, a receptionist overheard a strange announcement on the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your car is now talking!’ Curious, she walked towards the garage area and heard an old man saying, 'Hey, I can't believe my new car just told me it loves coffee!' Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed their vehicle's GPS with a favorite drink instead of a destination. Everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver who’d been delivering java all morning.
4. At dawn, when most people were just waking up, a delivery driver pulled into the Direct Auto Insurance warehouse. As he unloaded boxes, he heard a voice whispering from inside one of them. Curious but not alarmed, he opened it carefully—only to find a pile of papers and forms. Turns out, it was just an old promotional brochure for another insurance company. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking, ‘Guess I’ll have to be more careful next time.’ And so, Direct Auto Insurance continued its quiet operations, occasionally sending out friendly reminders that they weren’t haunted after all.