About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an early bird delivery driver arrived at AFFCU to deposit a large check. As he signed in, he noticed something peculiar on the security camera feed—an old man slowly walking towards the ATM, muttering something under his breath. The delivery driver watched curiously for a moment before deciding to ignore it and complete his task. Later that day, a regular customer approached the counter with a confused expression. ‘Did you see an old guy trying to use our ATM like a time machine?’ he asked, laughing. The staff shook their heads, prompting him to explain, ‘He kept saying “where’s my money from 1987?”’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that the old man had simply been using the ATM to withdraw cash from his nostalgic past.
2. At around noon one day, a delivery driver approached the AFFCU branch with a mysterious package. The security guard overheard him whisper into the intercom: ‘This is not for you people.’ The security guard raised an eyebrow but let the guy through. Later that afternoon, an old lady came in and asked about her account balance. The teller printed out the statement, and there was the mysterious package—an oversized cake with a note: 'Happy Birthday from your friendly neighborhood AFFCU!' Everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver who turned out to be a local baker.
3. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver approached the AFFCU branch with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he opened it, out popped a small, grumpy parrot that squawked ‘Overdrawn again?’ and flew away into the fog. The delivery driver scratched his head and said to himself, ‘Well, that’s just AFFCU for you.’
4. At lunchtime one day, a delivery driver pulled up to the AFFCU branch with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. When he tried to open it, nothing happened—until everyone in line started humming the same tune. The hum grew louder and more infectious until even the bank manager joined in. Before long, customers were dancing in their seats, while the delivery driver blushed and smiled sheepishly. It turned out the box contained an old vinyl record of an obscure 80s hit that had been misplaced for years. Everyone left with a smile—and a newfound appreciation for vintage music.