About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were browsing Safeway’s aisles, an unexpected announcement came over the intercom: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve just received a shipment of talking bananas from South America.’ Everyone looked around suspiciously, but no one could see any banana lips moving. Suddenly, one customer whispered, 'I heard they’re on sale today!' Before anyone could react, a delivery driver walked by and said, 'It’s just bananas, folks.' Everyone laughed, picked up their baskets again, and Safeway went back to being just another ordinary grocery store.
2. One day in Safeway's produce section, a mysterious sign appeared above the apples: ‘Eat Me First—They’re Exotic!’ Shoppers laughed and took selfies, but no one dared touch until an enthusiastic regular insisted they were harmless. Now, every few weeks, another exotic fruit mysteriously appears with its own quirky label. Then one day, a papaya with a tag that read 'Kiss Me First—You’ll Blush!' arrived. Everyone giggled as they passed it, until a delivery driver joked he’d bring his thermos next time. Since then, Safeway’s produce aisle has become known for its flirty fruits—and occasional love-struck customers.
3. In Safeway’s dairy aisle one afternoon, a gallon of milk started whispering its expiration date. Suddenly, an employee bent down to investigate and heard it too—a deep, raspy voice saying ‘Best before tomorrow!’ The whole store burst out laughing as everyone turned to see who was making the noise. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally left his walkie-talkie on in the truck, and Safeway became famous for its talking milk.
4. In Safeway’s frozen foods aisle late one night, a freezer door suddenly opened on its own, revealing a shadowy figure reaching for ice cream. The shadowy figure turned out to be just an overexcited a delivery driver trying to grab some ice cream for his kids. He apologized profusely and quickly left, leaving behind a trail of laughter from startled customers. The next day, Safeway posted a sign: ‘Our Freezers Are Open For Business—And Deliveries!’