1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and noticed something strange—a soft humming sound coming from inside, like someone was playing an invisible piano. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only darkness. Suddenly, a tiny light flickered on—an old-fashioned lamp with a bobbing shade. Inside, he heard not music but the gentle hum of a vacuum cleaner, followed by a muffled voice saying, 'One more corner, and we're done!' Turns out, it was just a regular cleaning crew finishing their late-night shift.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and noticed an odd sight on the parking lot. Among the usual trash, there lay a brightly wrapped package addressed to ‘The Person Who Needs It Most.’ Curious, he opened it to find… a box of donuts with a note: ‘For those long nights, love, your friendly neighborhood Planned Parenthood.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and noticed a strange light flickering inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a trench coat, dancing awkwardly to some music only he could hear. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but instead of answering, the man waved him off with a smile, still twirling his umbrella like a baton. Shrugging it off as someone just having a late-night dance party, the driver left, leaving behind a small package—only to discover later that it was filled with balloons.