About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular walked into Jensen, Baird, Gardner & Henry’s law firm, he heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all associates and partners—your office is now officially named “The Firm That Always Wins.” Please adjust your stationery accordingly.’ After adjusting their letterheads overnight, everyone arrived for work the next day only to discover that someone had renamed the coffee machine 'The Coffee That Never Runs Out.' Desperate associates tried to change it back but found the label glued on with industrial strength adhesive. The whole office spent hours laughing until a delivery driver accidentally knocked off the sign, revealing the original name beneath.
2. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up outside Jensen, Baird, Gardner & Henry's office building and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today is Lawyer Appreciation Day—Please Come In for Free Sandwiches.’ The delivery driver walked in curiously, only to find the entire firm gathered around tables, laughing and eating sandwiches. A senior partner waved him over with a smile: 'Welcome! Today’s our little secret—we decided to treat ourselves!' The driver, confused but amused, asked if he could join them. With a twinkle in his eye, someone replied, 'Why not? It’s Lawyer Appreciation Day every day here.'
3. In the quiet hallway of Jensen, Baird, Gardner & Henry’s law firm, a small dog appeared one afternoon. It trotted past desks and offices, sniffing curiously at every door until it stopped in front of Mr. Baird’s chambers. The dog sat down, stared intently at the closed door, then began barking insistently. The secretary opened the door, only to find that the dog was actually delivering a package—an old-fashioned telegram addressed to Mr. Baird. Everyone laughed as they realized the canine courier had mistakenly brought the message for someone else. From then on, Jensen, Baird, Gardner & Henry became known around town for their ‘mailman pooch’.
4. A neighbor stopped by Jensen, Baird, Gardner & Henry’s law firm one afternoon with an unusual request. He asked if he could borrow their fax machine—because, you see, his own had just run out of paper. The partners exchanged puzzled looks but agreed without hesitation. After all, what harm could it do? Just as the neighbor was about to send his document, a delivery driver arrived with a package for Mr. Jensen. The driver glanced at the fax machine and muttered, ‘That’s funny… I thought that was our fax.’