About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside KeyBank and noticed something peculiar. The air was filled with an odd, metallic scent that seemed to come from inside the building. As he approached the door, his flashlight revealed dozens of tiny silver fish swimming in circles behind the glass. Startled, the driver called out: 'Hey, guys! Is everything alright in there?' A voice from within replied, ‘We’re just trying to figure out how to get these pesky coins out!’
2. One autumn afternoon, a little girl walked into her grandmother’s bank with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, an old coin caught her eye—a strange silver dollar with no date or denomination. The teller smiled but shook her head, saying only, ‘It’s just one of our odd finds.’ The next day, the whole town buzzed with talk about the mysterious coin. A delivery driver even stopped by the bank to ask if they’d found another unusual item. The teller laughed and said, 'No, it was just an ordinary silver dollar.' And that became the funniest story in KeyBank for years to come.
3. Have you heard about the guy who went to KeyBank to deposit his paycheck? He asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in Russian rubles?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We only accept U.S. dollars here.' The man nodded and said, 'Oh, okay—can I exchange some of my rubles for dollars?' The teller shook her head with a laugh and answered, 'No, sir, but next time you get paid, just bring us your check!'
4. One day while waiting in line at KeyBank, an elderly gentleman turned to his companion and asked, 'Do you think they count our dollars before or after they make us fill out that form?' His friend shrugged, ‘Who knows? Maybe it’s like Russian roulette—one bullet for every form!’ They both laughed, and as the teller called their number, a young delivery driver behind them muttered, ‘At least I don’t have to fill anything out when I deposit cash.’