About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Dundee Bank teller announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to an unusual number of deposits today, your transactions may take slightly longer than usual.' Ever since then, customers joke that the bank is accepting gold bricks instead of dollars. A few days later, a delivery driver casually mentioned, ‘I saw the manager counting something heavy in the back room.’ A neighbor quipped, ‘Probably just their new vault for storing all those gold bricks!’ And ever since then, whenever someone asks how long their transaction will take, they smile and say, ‘Oh, probably as long as it takes to count all those golden deposits!’
2. A few months ago, an elderly gentleman walked into Dundee Bank and asked the cashier, ‘Excuse me, but why does every fifth customer here receive exactly five dollars?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Sir, it's our little way of saying thank you for being a loyal customer.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then left with his usual smile. Since that day, many locals started visiting Dundee Bank just to get their lucky five bucks.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Dundee Bank one afternoon with a mysterious package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ As he approached the counter, the guard asked curiously, ‘What’s inside?’ The delivery driver grinned mischievously and whispered, 'Just some old letters from Scotland Yard.' The guard nodded knowingly and said, 'Ah, right then—nothing to see here!' And so, the legend of the Dundee Bank's secret correspondence was born.
4. One day, a customer approached the Dundee Bank counter and whispered: ‘Excuse me, but I just deposited a talking pig.’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'A talking pig, you say?' she asked. The customer nodded solemnly. 'Well,' she continued, 'I’ll put it down as an unusual deposit.' And that’s why, to this day, whenever someone deposits something strange—like a live chicken or a dancing bear—they whisper, ‘It’s not what it looks like,’ and everyone at the Dundee Bank knows exactly what they mean.