Physicians Clinic - First Eye Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning hours, before sunrise, an urgent announcement crackled over Physicians Clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your first eye exam may now be conducted underwater!’ A concerned nurse rushed in, asking what on earth was happening. Turned out it was just a miscommunication—they meant that new underwater lens-measuring technology had arrived. A relieved delivery driver joked, ‘Guess I’ll never look at contact lenses the same way again!’

2. Late one night, as the streetlights flickered outside, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock. The usual hum of the city gave way to a strange, high-pitched whine coming from inside the building. Curious, the driver leaned in closer—only to see a pair of glowing eyes staring back at him through the glass door. The eyes blinked once, then another figure appeared in the doorway—a grumpy old doctor in a lab coat, muttering something about ‘another damned late-night emergency.’ Turns out it was just an overzealous security camera reflecting the headlights. The delivery driver left with a laugh and a warning never to come so late again.

3. Late one night, as the streetlights flickered outside, a delivery driver pulled up to Physicians Clinic's loading dock. He noticed something odd—all the lights were on, but no one seemed to be around. Curious, he stepped inside and found the reception desk empty. Just as he was about to leave, an old eye chart fell off the wall and landed on his foot with a thud. Startled, he jumped back—and bumped into a sleeping doctor who had been napping in the waiting room. ‘What are you doing here so late?’ asked the doctor groggily. The delivery driver replied, ‘Just checking if anyone needs their eyes checked!’

4. Late one night, as the streetlights flickered outside, a delivery driver pulled up to Physicians Clinic with a package in hand. Curious glances were exchanged when he noticed something unusual—a small, unmarked box had mysteriously appeared among the medical supplies. As the delivery driver approached the reception desk, he asked nervously if anyone was Dr. Smith. A young intern poked her head out and said, 'No, but I'm pretty sure our cat likes treats!' Turns out, it was just another late-night mix-up—nothing more than a stray package from the local bakery.