About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the West Omaha clinic and announced, 'I’ve got a package for Dr. Smith, but it looks like someone already delivered it!' The delivery guy looked around suspiciously, then shrugged and said, ‘Well, I’ll just leave it here.’ A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman walked in, picked up the box, and calmly asked, ‘Is this my new walking aid?’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the doctor who had been on his lunch break. The end.
2. A nurse at the reception desk overheard an unusual conversation one afternoon: ‘Doc, I’m here for my annual checkup,’ said a regular patient with a straight face. ‘And… do you mind if we schedule it during your lunch break?’ The doctor looked puzzled but nodded. The man left, only to return half an hour later, carrying a sandwich wrapped in brown paper. 'Here,' he whispered, handing it to the doctor. 'Happy lunch!' The staff burst into laughter as they realized the joke was on them.
3. One day, a sign appeared outside the clinic's entrance: 'If you can walk in, we can fix it!' Passersby couldn't help but smile, wondering if there were any hidden cameras monitoring their reactions. Soon enough, an old man hobbled in, leaning heavily on his walking stick. The receptionist asked him jokingly, ‘Sir, do you even need to come here?’ He replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘I’m not sure, but my stick says I should!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is just as funny as those signs.
4. One foggy morning, as patients shuffled into the West Omaha clinic, someone noticed that the waiting room clock seemed to be running backwards. As one elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses, he exclaimed, 'Why, that's impossible!' But before anyone could investigate further, the clock suddenly sped up again—this time so fast it was almost unreadable. A young delivery driver looked up from his phone and said, 'Guess I better hurry if I'm gonna make my next appointment on time.' Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life in West Omaha is just as unpredictable—and amusing—as a backward-ticking clock.