About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into Johnson/Turner's office one morning and noticed something odd on the receptionist's desk—a small, dusty voodoo doll with a note attached. Curious, he picked it up and overheard whispers that someone had been leaving similar dolls around town for weeks. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about the mysterious dolls. A delivery driver even left one with a note reading ‘Best service ever!’ on Johnson/Turner’s doorstep. The partners laughed it off until they realized their coffee arrived every morning exactly on time—magic or not.’
2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Johnson/Turner's office building. As he unloaded packages, he swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, but not daring to investigate further, he finished his task quickly and left. Curiosity got the better of him later that night when he couldn't sleep. Creeping back to the office, he found nothing but empty rooms and old law books. The next morning, everyone in the building laughed when they saw him wearing a wig and carrying a briefcase—clearly mistaken for a new intern named Johnson.
3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Johnson/Turner's office building. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door: ‘LEGAL ADVICE NOW AVAILABLE IN UPSCALE BAGELS AND ESPRESSO.’ Curious, the driver entered and found himself in a cozy lounge with plush armchairs and free pastries. A regular asked him if he needed help choosing between a blueberry muffin or a croissant for his legal advice. The driver left with a belly full of bagels and a head full of confusion—maybe next time he’d try their tax law speciality.
4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Johnson/Turner's office building. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door: 'Lunch break extended until further notice.' Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Finally, after waiting for what seemed like forever, the delivery guy heard a muffled voice from inside: ‘Hey, can you please bring us some more coffee?’ He cracked open the door and found everyone hunched over laptops, completely oblivious to the world around them. Turns out they were just working through lunch.