About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for his windshield replacement, a regular noticed something odd on Safelite’s digital sign: ‘If your glass talks back, press 9.’ Curious drivers started calling in, reporting strange noises coming from their auto glass—like whispers or laughter. No one knew if it was just an electrical glitch or something more spooky. Soon enough, everyone in town was dialing that number at night, hoping to hear ghostly voices through their windows. One evening, a delivery driver called and heard a deep voice say, 'Another pizza for Mr. Johnson?' Turned out it was just Safelite's techs playing pranks—and now everyone jokes that Safelite has the best customer service in town!'
2. While waiting for his windshield replacement one afternoon, a regular overheard an unusual announcement over Safelite’s intercom: ‘Attention please—if you see a squirrel wearing safety goggles and carrying tools, do not approach him. He is authorized glass technician number seven.’ Later that week, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Safelite: a squirrel in goggles was diligently using a tiny hammer on a small piece of glass. As he watched, another squirrel handed it a pair of safety gloves. The driver shook his head, smiled, and thought, ‘I guess even squirrels know how important it is to protect themselves when working with glass.’
3. While waiting for her windshield replacement, a woman overheard a delivery driver whispering into his walkie-talkie: ‘This Safelite place is like a magnet for strange stories—you never know what you’ll hear next!’ Suddenly, another voice crackled through the radio: ‘Hey, did you hear that guy in the waiting area just asked if they sell coffee here? He must be new around here!’ A regular chuckled and replied, ‘Yep, he’s probably never been to Safelite before—they’ve got more stories than Starbucks has lattes.’
4. While waiting for his windshield replacement, a little boy kept staring at the ceiling of Safelite AutoGlass. His mom finally asked him why he was so fascinated. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, pointing up, ‘I can see clouds!’ Finally, an older gentleman walked in and overheard their conversation. Smiling warmly, he said, 'Son, those aren’t just any old clouds—those are Safelite’s famous safety nets!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the little boy who had never seen his mom look that amused before.