Mesa Health Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Mesa Health Insurance, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that our policy on late payments is now officially flexible as of today,’ intones the voice. Employees look at each other, puzzled but amused, wondering what new twist this week will bring. One day, a delivery driver named John arrives with a package labeled 'Top Secret'. The receptionist asks curiously, 'What’s inside?' To which John replies, grinning mischievously, 'Just our new policy for handling claims!' Everyone bursts into laughter—except for poor John, who later finds out it was just donuts.

2. At Mesa Health Insurance, every afternoon around three o’clock, the receptionist’s computer starts playing the same old folk song. No one knows why—it’s not on any playlist and it doesn’t belong to her usual music library. One day a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why does that song always come on right when you’re trying to help someone?’ The receptionist shrugged, smiling: ‘I guess it’s our little way of reminding everyone that life is like an insurance policy—sometimes full of unexpected tunes.’

3. At Mesa Health Insurance, whenever a new employee arrives for their first day, they’re asked to sign a mysterious document in the basement. No one knows what it says or why it's there. One curious new hire finally mustered up the courage to peek at the document during a late-night bathroom break. Turned out it was just an old insurance policy from the 80s, signed by ‘a regular’ with a note scribbled on the side: “Don’t forget to bring your lunch.”

4. At Mesa Health Insurance, whenever a package is delivered, a mysterious voice from the hallway asks, ‘Is this the right address for a heart attack?’ One day, a regular delivery driver arrived with a package. As usual, the voice asked, ‘Is this the right address for a heart attack?’ The driver calmly replied, ‘No, ma’am, it’s just another boring day at Mesa.’ With that, everyone in the office burst into laughter—even the receptionist’s parrot joined in.