About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Fast Insurance, customers often noticed an odd occurrence when they least expected it—every time a baby entered the office, the computer screen would freeze. No one could explain why. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package, and as soon as he walked in, the screen froze again. Everyone looked at him curiously, but he just smiled and said, 'I guess babies aren’t the only ones who can slow down this place!'
2. At Fast Insurance, whenever a delivery driver approached the counter with boxes in hand, something peculiar happened—they would suddenly start humming the same tune: ‘I’ll Be There for You’ from Friends. One day, an elderly neighbor walked in, asking about his policy. The agent looked up and said, ‘I’ll be there for you,’ before breaking into song. Everyone burst out laughing—even the old man joined in, humming along as he left.
3. At Fast Insurance, every morning around 9:30, a mysterious voice would come over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your lucky number for today is... 86!' Employees and customers alike tried not to laugh as they scrambled to check their policies. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, shouting, ‘I’ve got it! My policy number is exactly 86!’ Everyone burst out laughing—until they realized he wasn’t joking. Turns out, his was indeed the lucky number of the day, and he won a free coffee mug emblazoned with the words ‘Fast Insurance: Your Lucky Number Today.’
4. At Fast Insurance, every Wednesday afternoon, a neighbor would stop by and ask for help filling out forms. But no one could ever recall seeing him leave. One day, a delivery driver arrived with an especially large package. As he waited his turn, he overheard the neighbor asking about life insurance policies. The driver joked, ‘Maybe you should get some fast insurance on that package!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the mysterious neighbor who finally walked out—carrying the biggest smile anyone had seen.