About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, as lawyers were settling in for their daily grind, a mysterious package arrived anonymously addressed to Richard Schwartz himself. As the package was opened, out popped a tiny parrot wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. It squawked, ‘I represent the Association of Mysterious Deliveries!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it had been another prank from an anonymous admirer. The day ended with everyone signing a petition to hire the parrot as Richard’s new legal assistant.
2. At lunchtime one day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Richard Schwartz & Associates and noticed something peculiar. The usually quiet street was filled with an odd humming sound, like thousands of bees trapped inside a box. Curious, he peered through the window and saw dozens of tiny robots buzzing around the office, each diligently typing away on old-fashioned typewriters. Startled, he honked his horn, causing the little machines to scatter in every direction—leaving behind crumpled papers and coffee stains everywhere. A regular from down the block later commented, 'Guess they were just updating their legal briefs.'
3. At dawn one morning, before anyone else arrived, an old cat began appearing on the steps of Richard Schwartz & Associates. The cat would sit there patiently until a regular mailman arrived, who brought out some leftover cookies from home and fed it. Word spread quickly among the staff, and soon everyone brought treats for their feline friend. By noon, Richard Schwartz & Associates had transformed into ‘Cats & Associates,’ complete with a small bench and a bowl of milk outside.
4. In the quiet hallway of Richard Schwartz & Associates, a junior associate muttered under his breath, ‘I’ll never understand why our firm’s coffee always tastes like it comes from a different century.’ And then, one morning, he found out. That evening, while brewing an especially potent potion in the kitchenette, the associate accidentally spilled something on himself—and discovered that the firm's legendary coffee was actually time-traveling beans. From that day forward, whenever anyone complained about the taste, someone would whisper, 'It must be from the future!'