About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A little boy was walking home from school when he noticed an unusual sign in the window of Text Kevin Accident Attorneys. As he pointed and giggled, his mom overheard him say, 'Mommy, why does that law firm want to text Kevin?' The mother smiled and explained, ‘Honey, they must be advertising for someone named Kevin who got hurt.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully before asking, ‘So if I get hurt, can I also call them?’ His mom laughed and said, ‘Absolutely not, sweetie—only if you really get hurt!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Text Kevin Accident Attorneys one morning and noticed something odd in his truck bed—a small, neatly wrapped package addressed to no one in particular. The delivery driver picked it up curiously, thinking maybe it was a prank or someone’s lost gift. When he opened it, there was just a note that said, ‘Happy Holidays from your friendly neighborhood accident attorney!’ Turned out, it was an annual tradition of Text Kevin’s staff to send these mysterious packages around Christmas time.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Text Kevin Accident Attorneys one morning and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a giant inflatable tortoise waving hello. The delivery driver chuckled and decided to take a photo with the friendly tortoise before heading inside. To his surprise, an old lady emerged from the office, waved back at them both, and said cheerfully, ‘Morning, everyone! That’s our mascot—we’re always here to help you out!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Text Kevin Accident Attorneys one morning and noticed a strange sight: a customer furiously typing on their phone while reading the fine print of a contract. Finally, the customer signed the paper, looked up, and asked the stunned delivery driver, ‘Did you get that great deal on groceries?’ The driver replied, ‘Umm, no… I just brought your lunch.’