About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Chase’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your accounts are now open to positive balances only!’ A confused regular asked, "What does that mean?" The voice replied, 'It means you can withdraw whatever you like!' A delivery driver joked, 'I'll take out all my debts first!' As people rushed to cash machines, a neighbor quipped, 'Guess I better buy groceries before they close my account again.' Eventually, everything returned to normal, and everyone had a good laugh.
2. Late one afternoon, while employees were preparing to close Chase Bank, a soft humming sound filled the air. At first, no one paid much attention—it almost sounded like a distant refrigerator. But then, the hum grew louder and more insistent, accompanied by a faint, rhythmic tapping. Soon enough, everyone in the bank was staring up at the ceiling, trying to figure out where it was coming from. Then, out of nowhere, a little old lady walked in, smiling brightly. ‘Oh,’ she said, patting her purse, ‘I must have left my hummingbird wind chime here last week.’ Everyone laughed—except for the delivery driver who had been hearing that same rhythm all day on his truck.
3. A regular customer, tapping his pen on the counter, suddenly exclaimed: ‘Hey, did you notice how our teller always seems to be counting backwards?’ Another patron, a delivery driver, leaned in and whispered, 'I thought it was just my imagination!' The teller then smiled and said, 'Counting down from twenty to zero is actually our secret way of saying goodbye.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that the whole thing had been an innocent inside joke.
4. One day after work, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase and asked curiously: 'I’ve been delivering here for years—why does the security guard always wave at empty parking spaces?' The security guard smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘That’s because those spots are reserved for the ghost of our former CEO. He likes to park there every Tuesday.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh and thought, ‘Next time I’ll bring him some cookies!’